May 2013
179 posts
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
Yes
Random
Why does everyone like to drunk dial/text me? At least once a week it happens, and I don’t know why.
Denmark
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die
doesn’t matter, had sex
^^^
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I had a fucked up dream last night...
I had a dream that I was leaving my grandparents house and I was arrested and taken to jail for a crime I commuted when I was three years old, and they never caught me. So I was taken to jail and let out on bail. While I was out on bail, I spent most of my time with my friends, going out to different college parties and eating at different places (my ex with us the entire time?) none of them...
kingcheddarxvii:
taycaughtfire:
jenohh:
paaabu:
nutella-boy:
kingcheddarxvii:
Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
you may face battle the bride
face battle me in the rain
You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.
Just when I thought I’d seen everything
Face battling your ass
I will no longer be the only one putting forth the...
Tired of being the person doing all the work, in whatever kind of relationship it may be.
gamerspirit:
I remember printing pages and pages of walkthroughs for my favorite games when I was younger, I literally used to have pages scattered all over my room
Well that's a first
An attractive girl approached me and asked me for my number without me having to say or do anything
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
That list is too long to be mine
I need another vacation, it has already been too long since my last one… Guess I am going to have to go back to Hawaii. Who’s going with?
I think that if I were a pokémon I'd be a psyduck
trying to socialize with friends
getting a compliment
new episode of my favorite show
responsibilities
life
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
“I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I...”
– Thought Catalog (via swimmingpoolforants)
hotbiochemist:
$1.1 billion divided by a 100 million blogs isnt that much but when should i be expecting my check
Got caught up in another book series. Two down, three to go
Too young, too dumb to realize
That I should’ve brought you flowers and held your hand
Should’ve gave you all my hours when I had the chance
Ok yes this looks fun. love me
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: sex on the first date?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
Can't sleep...
And I have to be at work in two hours
Broke down and bought a couple lottery tickets. Every time it gets this big, I usually buy a few tickets and dream about what I would do if I won. All the things I could do, all the peole I could help. I would love to be able to do some good with that money
