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2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
Yes
(via chloweafterdark)
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Random
Why does everyone like to drunk dial/text me? At least once a week it happens, and I don’t know why.
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Denmark
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
(via stangscartoonsandlols)
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(via blackistheonlycolor)
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im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die
doesn’t matter, had sex
^^^
(via whitevisor)
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I had a fucked up dream last night…
I had a dream that I was leaving my grandparents house and I was arrested and taken to jail for a crime I commuted when I was three years old, and they never caught me. So I was taken to jail and let out on bail. While I was out on bail, I spent most of my time with my friends, going out to different college parties and eating at different places (my ex with us the entire time?) none of them knowing what was going on at all. I kept getting called to different offices like my high school principal’s office, the DA’s office, and then finally my elementary school’s office. There I found out that there was an attorney that picked up my case, and he had found a loophole to get me out of the entire thing because I wasn’t in my right state of mind when I was three and apparently that was enough to drop all the charges so I walked free, then I woke up.
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(via blackistheonlycolor)
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(via blackistheonlycolor)
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Perfect
(via blackistheonlycolor)
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Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word
“Face battle” sounds way cooler
“may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady”
you may face battle the bride
face battle me in the rain
You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass.
Just when I thought I’d seen everything
Face battling your ass
(via whitevisor)
